Welcome to my Website!

Hello! How have you come about my small page? Nevermind, you're here now... so why not look around? I can't gaurantee you'll find what your soul searches for, but maybe you'll have some fun.


can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

About Me

You may call me Fern. I am a person from earth. I eat food, and have interests, and interact with other normal human beings almost every day

I've recently been obsessed with Twin Peaks, The Evil Dead, and The Sopranos (No spoilers please :p)

There used to be a couple paragraphs here about me but stranger danger and I'm tired of being harassed so I deleted it

Shoud I make a blog? I'd have to figure out how to do it though, preferably with as little javascript as possible

Contact Information:

email:thisgameisnotyetrated@gmail.com if there's anything you need to speak to me about or if there's an error on my website you'd like to point out. I don't check it regularly so it may take a while for me to get back to you!

There's a sitemap below and a sidebar to the left. Enjoy your stay on here!

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